Star Trek: Starbase 777 - cross-faction-chatroom

Lt._Two_of_Thirteen: This is directed towards everyone do not pet my tribble, I would rather not have these talks ruined by someone losing a hand and deciding that that is an act of war or something stupid…. It would be a rather wasteful use of time…..

Lt._Clytemnestra_Valteria_Agrippina: If it approaches me I will cleave it in half.

02:46

Lt._Clytemnestra_Valteria_Agrippina: If any other members of this conference feel annoyed by the tribble or any other creature, please refer its location to me, I am willing to cleave it in half. (edited)

PolarNight: As long as your pet does not bother Laf'ilak, she is trained to attack unknown animals that approach her.

Ratman: Oh look there is a cross faction chatroom.

Rosardiente: Oooo free chatroom access

️ neat. (edited)

Elias: slay or whatever

Ratman: Already done enough of that.

Elias: valid and true

PolarNight: This concerns me

Elias: don't be concerned

sunflower: Hi everyone!

Rosardiente: hihi!

02:43

Rosardiente: hope you all are having lovely days and whatnot!

Phantom_Knife has joined the chat

02:50

Phantom_Knife: How do i delete that

PolarNight: Hello beautiful people.

Rosardiente: hello sunshine! how's it going?

02:51

Rosardiente: Phantom_Knife, you just click delete?

Phantom_Knife: Ah well, you already know i'm here, i suppose. (edited)

Rosardiente: yep!

PolarNight: Phantom Knife sounds ominous. No stabbing, just for legal reasons. I have a young epohh daughter and we're here for peace.

Rosardiente: really! i've actually never seen an epohh in real life!

Phantom_Knife: No, i wouldn't be caught dead stabbing someone, to use an old Terran expression. (edited)

PolarNight: Yeah you wanna see her? Also WHAT you can't stab someone if you are dead??

A: One morning I woke up dead.

Rosardiente: absolutely, i won't leave this conference now without seeing that epohh actually

03:17

Rosardiente: oh me too, A!

Phantom_Knife: Interesting, how did you manage that A?

PolarNight: Time and place and it's a date, Rosardiente ❤️

A: I was reincarnated, that is how.

DemonicVulture: As a slime?

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Phantom_Knife: What is that reference? Is it Terran? Pre-warp Terrans had so much weird stuff... (edited)

03:23

Phantom_Knife: Like peace. Meh.

Rosardiente: u know where u are dude?

Phantom_Knife: An imminent peace conference

A: No, as a a stand microphone, DemonicVulture. Nice username by the way.

PolarNight: Just chilling to be honest. Where are you Rosar? I can go there

Phantom_Knife: I did say "meh", not "ew". Ew is reserved for things i would squish under my boot. The illusion of peace can have its... advantages.

Ratman: I do not have high hopes for this conference. Just saying.

Rosardiente: oh i'm booked for the rest of the day PolarNight, but tomorrow? i'm game

PolarNight: Gotcha. Also I'm Solait, ACOO on the station. Feel free to PADD me any time

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brutalisticDandelion:

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️ Just noticed this chat

Rosardiente:

️ Dandelion, eh?

brutalisticDandelion: Why yes... they're really neat.

Rosardiente: I know that they get fluffy but I don't actually remember if that's before or after the flower part

brutalisticDandelion: That's after they have the yellow flowering :)

A: I read your username as Brutalist Dandelion and I was imagining a dandelion in Brutalist architecture. Like the art movement not the adjective to describe a violent act

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Rosardiente: Ahh, after. That makes sense, since when you blow 'em they don't grow back

04:30

Rosardiente: Which is only true of dandelions, I think. Most other things you blow grow back

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Ratman: True that Rosardiante

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DemonicVulture: Bubbles.

Rosardiente: You don't blow the bubbles though you blow the solution

PolarNight: Not everything you blow grows back. My parents' house on Rator III did not grow back, neither did my parents.

Rosardiente: Did you blow ... your parents????

PolarNight: In my defense I was not the one who planted the bombs.

Rosardiente: Oh.

04:34

Rosardiente: No I mean like, things you blow yourself, just the word blow, not blow up with an explosive device

DemonicVulture: If you blow someone's brains out they don't grow back. (edited)

brutalisticDandelion: My parents blew themselves! Definitely didn't grow back. I should consider making reblowable dandelions.

Rosardiente: That would be neat

Ratman: There are a few things I want to blow on this station. For legal purposes this is a joke and I am not plotting anything.

PolarNight: My epohh likes to blow bubbles!

Rosardiente: You guys are confusing me now, man I just wanted to talk about things you blow like a hot soup or a dandelion or uhh other things but not explosives

am-become-death: Why do so many people favor elimination methods that are so... messy. It never ceases to astound me.

Rosardiente: That bubble blowing epohh is about to be my new best friend tomorrow

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brutalisticDandelion: I am a bit... violent at times but I really despise bombs...

Ratman: Agreed, I am not a fan of explosives. Too random and they often damage things around them. If you want to take out a person there are other ways that won't damage a ship.

DemonicVulture: I've never killed anyone, just givin examples of stuff to blow

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PolarNight: I wanna take out some people.

AgonizerBoi: You would know about blowing terran (edited)

Rosardiente: Angel emoji is an interesting choice

DemonicVulture: Ain't no Terran. I'm just a third party.

PolarNight: We have THREE parties going on?

Rosardiente: There's parties going on?

A: Not a literal party.

brutalisticDandelion: Don't give me false hope then, thought there were parties happening smh

Ratman: I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm having a party right now

Rosardiente: What the fuck, and I wasn't invited?

brutalisticDandelion:

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DemonicVulture: Might start a party on my ship when the conference is over if anyone feels like joinin

Ratman: Cardassians only

I'll getcha an invite to the next one

am-become-death: This is very quickly becoming a logistical nightmare. A party might prove... dangerous. This goes without saying but please be mindful of your own safety.

DemonicVulture: It'll be fun. Free drinks, music, maybe a liiiittle gambling

brutalisticDandelion: There's NO way I can say no to free drinks. I'm in.

PolarNight: I will pass on drinks, maybe I'll stop by and say hello

am-become-death: I shall tend to the sick bay, and prepare for the inevitability of an accident.

Ratman: We'll behave.

brutalisticDandelion: Who knows, maybe there'll be a cute guy at the party ;)

DemonicVulture: Yeah, me. (edited)

PolarNight: From what I've learned at this peace summit so far, everyone is cute

DemonicVulture: Rosardiente is also very cute, I've heard

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am-become-death: I suppose many people attending the summit are aesthetically pleasing, that is a true statement

brutalisticDandelion: Just hope none of the cute guys scream at my face yknow :) though I was told I have a charming smile... maybe... ahahah

04:56

brutalisticDandelion: Though they probably couldn't handle my sheer genius, they feared my intellect.

am-become-death: What does this 'genius' entail?

DemonicVulture: I've never been intimidated by anyone who describes themselves as having genius or intellect t'be perfectly honest

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brutalisticDandelion: I'll leave that open for interpretation!

Phantom_Knife: I'm too lazy to scroll up, what have you been chatting about? (edited)

DemonicVulture: I'm not really intimidated by most people really. I can accurately judge threat and act accordingly but you see enough scary guys they all look the same

AgonizerBoi: The only parties I'm interesed in attending have shirtless men wandering around

Rosardiente: every scary guy is literally just the same scary guy in a trenchcoat. i'm literally so convinced of it at this point.

DemonicVulture: The guys you really gotta worry about are the ones that don't seem intimidating at all. They'll getcha

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brutalisticDandelion: ur right... some folks are just scary in THAT way eh?

DemonicVulture: You gotta look at your environment with yer brain, not yer instincts

Rosardiente: Sometimes your instincts are also fantastically good though

05:02

Rosardiente: Depends on the situation fr

DemonicVulture: But then you gotta use yer brain to determine whether it's a smart or stupid instinct. Brain wins

05:04

DemonicVulture: I think I just reinvented Vulcan Logic. Call my ass Surak

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Rosardiente: true but some people out here don't have much brain to g

05:04

Rosardiente: Yeah, sure, I'll call your ass Surak from now on

brutalisticDandelion: Brains over brawn indeed!

PoisonQueen: oh look a chatroom. What’s up

Rosardiente: the endless vast of space, technically

Ratman: replicating a litre of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

23:37

Ratman: wait this isn't the Losgek chatroom, ignore that.

Rosardiente: wait whoa whoa whoa why are you hiding mint chocolate chip ice cream from the rest of us?

PoisonQueen: bring us the mint chocolate chip

Rosardiente: I mean, we can replicate it ourselves too I guess, but maybe you have some delectable recipe and in that case, I'd love to know it

Ratman: It's superior to the normal recipe, it's Cardassian. Viva La Cardassia

Phantom_Knife: Considering raiding the KCA ship for ice cream now ngl (edited)

Ratman: I would not advise that.

Phantom_Knife: Oh please, you wouldn't even know i was there

04:22

Phantom_Knife: ... if i hadn't told you i was going to.

04:23

Phantom_Knife: Rest assured if i was not joking i would not have mentioned it at all.

Ratman: I would think twice before trespassing on a Cardassian/Klingon ship.

PolarNight: I heard some people don't wash their legs in the shower?

Rosardiente: From... from who? A time traveler from the 18th century? (edited)

PolarNight: Overheard some ppl talking on the promenade. I was unaware some people do not wash their entire body in the shower, very weird.

Rosardiente: in the 25th century that should be worthy of execution ngl

PolarNight: Executed for not washing your legs?!?! I mean I have served with some people i swear never showered, gross af. I get that murdering is a smelly job but man, wash your hands. Also after you use the restroom! PSA to everyone in this chatroom as well.

Rosardiente: Please tell me you haven't heard of people who don't wash their hands in the 25th century either

PolarNight: Unfortunately when I served in the Terran Empire I knew of some officers who did not wash their hands. The same people who said Romulans and Remans were uncivilised, but you know, at least we all practice good hygiene!

Rosardiente: Sheesh. I feel like you'd have to wash your hands of all the blood everyday in that kind of environment at the very least, but... what do I know

PolarNight: Wait what faction are you in?

Rosardiente: Oh, I'm not in any faction

02:19

Rosardiente: Unrelated, but do you still have that epohh...?

PolarNight: Ohh factionless. I love a rebel. Also yea I still got Laf'ilak!

Rosardiente: I would like to meet them.

PolarNight: Yeaahhh, where to chief?

Rosardiente: Is the epohh allowed anywhere on the base...?

PoisonQueen: if you get sick from not washing your hands, I will make treating your illness as painful and long as I can.

PolarNight: Yeah the epohh is allowed anywhere. She loves walks, she's combat trained don't worry she can defend herself! Also i hope everyone in this chat washes their hands-- AND THEIR BODIES! People please bathe regularly, especially if you are doing some stabbings

sunflower: practice self care!

Rosardiente: Sure, sure. Combat-trained epohh, let's go. Turbolift one in 10?

Phantom_Knife: Of course i wash my whole body and hands. Unlike some of my inferiors i have at least some modicum of tact. (edited)

02:40

Phantom_Knife: Not to mention it's hard to not seem suspect when you're the only one with blood on their hands.

PolarNight: Yeahhh as long as you won't stab me in there, I'll see ya

Rosardiente:

brutalisticDandelion: Unhygienic people make me feeeeeel gross, like why would tou not treat yourself with a nice sonic shower smh

Ratman: Bruh.... I ate too much ice cream.

AlkSt30: Is that a mistake or a happy accident?

Ratman: Mistake. It's all resequenced proteins but ugh I'm beat, man.