"Yeah so... the uH.. what was it? Pedstals? Petals? Yeah, okay we have this evidences..." Lama stood up and grabbed his empty glass of wine for dramatic effect.
"Bloody rapier, probably murder weapon, Sherlock holmes novel slightly burned, sleek fabric, fingerprint powder, the word 'annoying', feathers, fashion magazine, magnifying glass, and... Knives," Lama made a stabbing motion in the air and then laughed maniacally. "Jokes on you guys, it's not me, but anyway, we gotta put all the stuff on pedstals so .... yeah we gotta vote two unrelated items off. I say the fashion magazine and knives. Since fashion is really broad, everyone has fashion, good and bad. And knives found in the kitchen, yeah, like finding a fish in the ocean, normal. Any objections?"