Why were they on a date? Call it anthropological research. Except they weren't an anthropologist. Okay, so maybe they were just curious! Their previous career hadn't exactly given them an opportunity to date around. Sure, there were the other Vios, but even if they had time or permission to date, what would they do with that? Date themselves? Bit vain, innit?
They looked around the place. A beach. They'd never seen one before. And they still hadn't, they supposed, since this wasn't a real beach, but close enough. Actually, it was preferable; a real ocean would contain too many germs and fish poop. Not hygienic. They crouched on the sand and stared at a very shiny shell, waiting for their date to arrive.